The Fighting Ostriches
Ke'Andre Mancini returned from a groin and put up 32.2 points.
Across six seasons: 6,234 yards from scrimmage, twenty-nine touchdowns, ninety-five games. None of the others were this good. For two clubs.
Thirty-three, and Muddy Creek, Kentucky before that. Ask anybody: he talks constantly and means about half of it. Nobody planned any of it. He was drafted on a medical gamble that three clubs would not take.
The club is 2-2. Percy Trubisky is in year five of it. The contract runs out in the spring.
Reads on the team plane, actual books, which his teammates find hilarious.