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The Mustaches · week 16 · 1982

D. Pankhurst was not supposed to be here

Chip Nutbeam, hot take

Da'Quan Pankhurst WR
The Mustaches

D. Pankhurst was drafted late, on the strength of one game nobody else watched and just put up 197 YARDS. This is the best thing that has happened all season. Out of Coldwater Community, which sends one of these to the league about once a decade. It counts the same as anybody else's.

This story ran on the wire in week 16 of 1982. The rest of the season is in the paper.

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