Wolfhounds
Devon Klump had 74 yards against the Quarrymen, who used to employ him. He keeps his own counsel and his own hours, so nobody expects him to say much about it. The fixture comes round again next year.
8,519 yards over twelve seasons. 127 touchdowns. 127 games. There was a 1,610-yard year in there. This is not it. He has done it in three buildings.
He turned thirty-five this year. He is from Coalport, Alabama. Nobody planned any of it. He was the highest-rated recruit his state had produced in a decade.
The club is 5-8. Roscoe Twominute is in year two of it. He is out of contract after this.
Klump calls his grandmother before every game and after every loss.