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The Fighting Ostriches · week 4 · 2024

The long way round: N. Kowalczyk IV goes for 108

Wendell Sowerbutts, notebook

Nikolai Kowalczyk IV QB
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N. Kowalczyk IV: 108 yards. He was converted from quarterback, which he was not good enough at, which the record will now have to accommodate. He answers every question in exactly one sentence, which his teammates have stopped remarking on. It counts the same as anybody else's.

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