Muskox
I have been doing this long enough to have written off men like X. Iverson, who was drafted late, on the strength of one game nobody else watched. 153 yards is the league's way of saying nothing is settled. He has worn the same undershirt since his rookie year and had it repaired twice, which his teammates have stopped remarking on. The ones who arrive like this tend to know what it cost. That is usually worth something in December.