Marauders
Nikolai Kowalczyk IV, formerly of the Millwrights: 170 yards. He was asked about it and said it was just another game. He has never been described as easy to coach, so nobody expects him to say much about it. The fixture comes round again next year.
The ledger, after fourteen seasons: 24,420 yards, 419 scores. This is the best of them. He has done it in five buildings.
Osaka, Japan is where he is from. He is thirty-six. Nobody planned any of it. He was converted from quarterback, which he was not good enough at.
Marauders are 12-1 through fourteen weeks. Bryce Beale is in year nine of it. The contract runs out in the spring.
Kowalczyk IV answers every question in exactly one sentence.