The Fighting Ostriches
Slippery Boxwell had 186 yards. He was a basketball player until he was twenty, and it still shows. Out of Cutler Bible, which sends one of these to the league about once a decade. It counts the same as anybody else's.
The ledger, after twelve seasons: 17,769 yards, 238 scores. There was a 2,884-yard year in there. This is not it. For four clubs.
Newark, New Jersey is where he is from. He is thirty-five. Ask anybody: he runs hot, and everybody has decided to live with it.
The club is 4-2. Tomas Vinatieri is in year four of it. There is one year left on the deal.
Boxwell keeps his father's work gloves in his locker.