Muskox
Sullivan Mudwick was a late bloomer who did not start a game until he was a college senior and just put up 118 YARDS. This is the best thing that has happened all season. Two of them found the end zone, in game 13 of his season. It counts the same as anybody else's.
The ledger, after four seasons: 2,998 yards, fifty-seven scores. He has never had a year like it.
He turned twenty-eight this year. He is from Kingston, Jamaica. Ask anybody: he says almost nothing and is listened to anyway.
The club is 4-9. Ike Rustbucket is new.
He carries a chess set on the road and beats everyone, and always has.