Longshoremen
Trip Iverson had 134 yards. He was drafted late, on the strength of one game nobody else watched. Out of Ozark Wesleyan, which sends one of these to the league about once a decade. It counts the same as anybody else's.
The ledger, after eight seasons: 14,574 yards, 202 scores. There was a 3,035-yard year in there. This is not it.
He turned thirty this year. He is from Cattaraugus Falls, New York. Ask anybody: he talks constantly and means about half of it.
The club is 1-1. Zane Merritt II is new. He is out of contract after this.
He reads on the team plane, actual books, which his teammates find hilarious, and always has.