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Smelters · week 11 · 2016

The long way round: Elmo Vermicelli goes for 145

Hal Vandergrift, veteran beat

Elmo Vermicelli QB
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Elmo Vermicelli was drafted late, on the strength of one game nobody else watched. Every one of those is a scout who kept his job anyway. He keeps his father's work gloves in his locker, which his teammates have stopped remarking on. It counts the same as anybody else's.

Across twelve seasons: 18,750 yards from scrimmage, 285 touchdowns, 175 games. He got to 2,907 once. Not this time. For three clubs.

He turned thirty-four this year. He is from Pinch, West Virginia. He is unfailingly polite and completely unknowable.

The club is 5-4-1. Damon Renfrow is in year four of it. There is one year left on the deal.

This feature ran in the paper in week 11 of 2016. The rest of the season is there too.

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