Marauders
I have been doing this long enough to have written off men like K. Fenwick III, who was a track man who was talked into it by a coach who never let go. 180 yards is the league's way of saying nothing is settled. He is the last man off the field, every week, without exception, which his teammates have stopped remarking on. The ones who arrive like this tend to know what it cost. That is usually worth something in December.