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The Porterhouse · week 7 · 2014

Refrigerator Muellenbach is back, and immediately useful

P.J. Thorne, injury desk

Refrigerator Muellenbach TE
The Porterhouse

Refrigerator Muellenbach returned from a groin and put up 32.1 points.

The ledger, after seven seasons: 1,027 yards, thirteen scores. None of the others were this good. For two clubs.

He turned twenty-eight this year. He is from Baltimore, Maryland. Around the building he talks constantly and means about half of it. The route here: converted from quarterback, which he was not good enough at.

The club is 2-5. Cormac Bombardo is in year thirty-seven of it.

He carries a chess set on the road and beats everyone, and always has.

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