Cannoneers
118 yards for Gideon Hollister III, against the club that did not want him. We did. He says almost nothing and is listened to anyway, so nobody expects him to say much about it. The fixture comes round again next year.
He has 6,887 yards from scrimmage in seven seasons, and ninety touchdowns. He got to 1,915 once. Not this time. He has done it in two buildings.
Twenty-nine, and Miami, Florida before that. Nobody planned any of it. He was cut twice before his twenty-fourth birthday.
The club is 1-3. Mike Rowave is in year thirteen of it.
He carries a chess set on the road and beats everyone, and always has.