Snowplows
I have been doing this long enough to have written off men like R. Uttermost, who was drafted late, on the strength of one game nobody else watched. 161 yards is the league's way of saying nothing is settled. He has a rule about not reading anything written about him, which he breaks, which his teammates have stopped remarking on. The ones who arrive like this tend to know what it cost. That is usually worth something in December.