Muskox
Virgil Sideburns will miss the rest of the season with an MCL. It is the third time this season he has been on the report. Draft accordingly.
Across six seasons: 5,365 yards from scrimmage, twenty-three touchdowns, eighty games. He got to 1,916 once. Not this time.
Twenty-six, and Detroit, Michigan before that. He keeps his own counsel and his own hours. The route here: found at a regional combine by a scout whose flight had been cancelled.
Muskox are 1-1 through two weeks. Roman Speight is new. The contract runs out in the spring.
Sideburns calls his grandmother before every game and after every loss.