Copperheads
Harrison Bombardo was the son of a man who played eleven years at the same position and just put up 209 YARDS. This is the best thing that has happened all season. He is 25, and he says almost nothing and is listened to anyway. It counts the same as anybody else's.
Across his first season: 1,096 yards from scrimmage, fourteen touchdowns, fourteen games.
He is from Belfast, Northern Ireland.
The club is 4-3. Gravy Trubisky Jr. is in year two of it. There is one year left on the deal.
Bombardo does the crossword in the locker room before he dresses.