Muskox
Virgil Sideburns is hurt again, and this time it is a meniscus and the whole season. It is the third time this season he has been on the report. Draft accordingly.
The ledger, after five seasons: 5,098 yards, twenty-one scores. There was a 1,916-yard year in there. This is not it.
He is twenty-five, out of Detroit, Michigan. He keeps his own counsel and his own hours. He was found at a regional combine by a scout whose flight had been cancelled.
The club is 3-13. Fitz Whitaker is in year three of it. There is one year left on the deal.
He calls his grandmother before every game and after every loss, and always has.