Cannoneers
Trent Beetlestone is 34 and averaging 18.0 a week. He reads Normal, which makes the mileage harder to explain, not easier.
Across three seasons: 6,464 yards from scrimmage, eighty-nine touchdowns, forty-five games. He got to 2,335 once. Not this time.
He is thirty-four, out of Memphis, Tennessee. He has never been described as easy to coach. Nobody planned any of it. He was a first-round pick out of Fort Ridley, and everybody saw it coming.
Cannoneers are 6-9 through sixteen weeks. Hoot Jessup is in year two of it. There is one year left on the deal.
One more thing: he reads on the team plane, actual books, which his teammates find hilarious.