Vulcans
Marquez Fumbleton was the son of a man who played eleven years at the same position and just put up 180 YARDS. This is the best thing that has happened all season. He reads on the team plane, actual books, which his teammates find hilarious, which his teammates have stopped remarking on. It counts the same as anybody else's.
Across six seasons: 7,658 yards from scrimmage, 112 touchdowns, eighty-seven games. He got to 2,086 once. Not this time. He has done it in two buildings.
Twenty-six, and Bellwether, Ohio before that. Ask anybody: he is unfailingly polite and completely unknowable.
Vulcans are 2-4 through six weeks. Herb Garden is in year eleven of it.