Hellcats
Meatball Sandwichmaker returned from a concussion and put up 21.8 points.
Across his first season: 754 yards from scrimmage, eight touchdowns, seventeen games.
Grange, Illinois is where he is from. He is twenty-four. He talks constantly and means about half of it. Nobody planned any of it. He was cut twice before his twenty-fourth birthday.
The club is 1-3. Solomon Waddle is new. There is one year left on the deal.
Sandwichmaker has a rule about not reading anything written about him, which he breaks.