Gridiron.

The Mustaches · week 14 · 1998

Bishop Ashworth was not supposed to be here

Chip Nutbeam, hot take

Bishop Ashworth RB
The Mustaches

Bishop Ashworth had 184 yards. He was cut twice before his twenty-fourth birthday. He is 24, and he is the one the young players actually ask. It counts the same as anybody else's.

1,817 yards over his first season. Twelve touchdowns. Twenty games.

He is from Tijuana, Mexico. He fixed diesel engines with his uncle, once.

The club is 11-2. Silas Beale is new. He is out of contract after this.

Carries a chess set on the road and beats everyone.

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