Copperheads
Quinton Lambswool was the son of a man who played eleven years at the same position and just put up 152 YARDS. This is the best thing that has happened all season. Two of them found the end zone, in game 5 of his season. It counts the same as anybody else's.
11,125 yards over nine seasons. 147 touchdowns. 135 games. His best was 2,141. This is not that, yet. Three clubs have had him.
Salt Fork, Oklahoma is where he is from. He is thirty-three. Ask anybody: he is the one the young players actually ask. Before any of it he worked nights at a rendering plant to pay for a truck he never bought.
Copperheads are 4-1 through five weeks. Beau Passwater is new.
One more thing: he has never once been photographed smiling on a sideline.