The Mustaches
Ivan Waddle was undrafted out of Pitchfork A&M, signed the Tuesday after for the minimum and just put up 269 YARDS. This is the best thing that has happened all season. He is 25, and he is the first man in the building most mornings. It counts the same as anybody else's.
8,923 yards over five seasons. Forty-seven touchdowns. Seventy-nine games. This is the best of them.
He is from Cinderbrook, Pennsylvania. Before any of it he kept bees.
The Mustaches, 7-5, and thirteen weeks gone. Ibrahim Oliphant is in year five of it. There is one year left on the deal.
Has a rule about not reading anything written about him, which he breaks.