Copperheads
Lamar Klopstock was drafted late, on the strength of one game nobody else watched and just put up 125 YARDS. This is the best thing that has happened all season. He is 37, and he is popular in a way that does not show up anywhere useful. It counts the same as anybody else's.
The ledger, after eleven seasons: 21,250 yards, 333 scores. There was a 3,009-yard year in there. This is not it. He has done it in five buildings.
He is from Cork, Ireland.
Copperheads are 1-1 through two weeks. Percy Petty is in year six of it. He is out of contract after this.
He has never once been photographed smiling on a sideline, and always has.