Timberjacks
Dash Bierstadt is 36 and averaging 9.3 a week. He reads Durable, which is most of the explanation.
541 yards over his first season. Four touchdowns. Fourteen games.
Auckland, New Zealand is where he is from. He is thirty-six. Ask anybody: he is the first man in the building most mornings. He was drafted on a medical gamble that three clubs would not take.
Timberjacks are 7-6-1 through fifteen weeks. Art Deco is new. He is out of contract after this.
Has never once been photographed smiling on a sideline.